Oh I think I missed last week but here I am participating in another Not Me! Monday. MckMama started this fun blog carnival as a way to admit some imperfections (or chaos created by our children) and release some moments we might rather forget.
- I had some doozies a couple of weeks ago but have been too busy to write them all down. Let me just say that the morning before leaving for church and then to drop off the kids at G&G's for 4 days while we went to celebrate our 10 year anniversary, McGee and Miss Em did NOT entertain themselves while I finished packing by snacking on Salt & Vinegar chips, crackers and a quart of milk. This snackfest was NOT held in McGee's room and did NOT include them dumping that quart of milk all over the floor...hours before we were leaving with a closed up house for 5 days! Nope, my kids would NEVER do something like that! Therefore I did NOT rush around with my trusty Green carpet cleaning machine right before running out the door to church.
- While camping this past weekend Miss Em did NOT wake up terrified around 11:30 pm and scream hysterically for about 40 minutes. I did NOT try to hide her out in my parents' van to muffle the sound as much as possible. I was NOT tempted to toss everything in the car and drive the 2 hours home just to get out of there!
- McGee's picture was NOT taken and submitted by my parents' friend to his local county fair photography contest. This picture was not of him and his frowny face and I did NOT tell McGee when we saw the picture, "Hey honey, this is the face you were making when you were born!" I have NOT heard hundreds of times that McGee has quite the "furrowed brow".
Now off to vacuum....